Elves

Dear Liv Tyler,
I hate your face.
No offense--you're utterly beautiful and everything, but geez are you ever hard to caricature.
Dear Cate Blanchett,
Sorry for making you look like a mischievous pixie. At least I nixed the huge flappy ears.
Dear Hugo Weaving,
Thank you for having the very most fantastic eyebrows in the world.

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